Riots not diets

simba-thekingtobe: rebelledfor-destiel: knows nothing about cars would be able to spot a ‘67 Chevy...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:30:55 -0400

rebelledfor-destiel:

knows nothing about cars

would be able to spot a ‘67 Chevy Impala from the 53rd floor of a building

through the fog

at night

By sound

tobeymacguire: when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:30:09 -0400

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

amsterdamnedd: this book was written thirteen years ago

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:29:04 -0400

amsterdamnedd:

this book was written thirteen years ago

tomrny: psyducked: when they let you cum inside i know my neighbors are so nice they always let...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:21:27 -0400

tomrny:

psyducked:

when they let you cum inside

i know my neighbors are so nice they always let me in their house

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:18:37 -0400

cas-is-deans-unicorn: sam your face is out of control and it...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:18:17 -0400

cas-is-deans-unicorn:

sam your face is out of control and it should stay that way

aelx: emmathurbad: wastetheday: “I’m trying to take a...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:15:01 -0400

aelx:

emmathurbad:

wastetheday:

“I’m trying to take a picture, not make a Disney film.”

omg

Jesus Christ.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:14:16 -0400

hazzaboo-ty: virtual-i-n-s-a-n-i-t-y: some things we can never...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:14:05 -0400

hazzaboo-ty:

virtual-i-n-s-a-n-i-t-y:

some things we can never really outgrow

im cRYING BLOOD

classyskuntank: how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours like brown there’s light...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:13:49 -0400

classyskuntank:

how exactly does Crayola come up with names for colours

like brown

there’s light brown, lighter brown, medium brown, darker medium brown, browner, dark brown, darker brown, brownest, really dark brown, just fuckin brown and maybe brownerest or whatever I dunno

but Crayola’s gotta be all

nah man

and don’t get me started on purple like

ah yes

this is the colour of our friendship

what does this even mean

colours are fucking confusing

maxterbate: maxterbate: if ur age isnt on the cock ur too young for the clock real eyes realise...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:13:18 -0400

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

if ur age isnt on the cock ur too young for the clock

real eyes realise real lies

turntechtier: hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia: turntechtier: my laptops fucked i hope they used...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:09:25 -0400

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:08:52 -0400

tonystaarks: #who did you sell your soul to to get those eyes

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 08:08:12 -0400

tonystaarks:

#who did you sell your soul to to get those eyes

jpgay: lifeisalie-deathismypromise: jpgay: its kinda fricked up how bugs get killed everyday...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:45:27 -0400

jpgay:

lifeisalie-deathismypromise:

jpgay:

its kinda fricked up how bugs get killed everyday because of their appearance

Fricked up,

did i frickin stutter

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:45:04 -0400

forevercryingbecausemerlin: fathersollux: i dont understand the concept of boob censorship its...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:44:31 -0400

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

fathersollux:

i dont understand the concept of boob censorship

its like u can show as much of the boob as you want??? but??? as soon as there is nipple its likE NO BAD BOOB GO AWAY BOOB THAT IS TOO SEXUAL PUT THE BOOB AWAY„, BBBOOB

I don’t understand how it’s fine to see male nipples but as soon as there’s a lump of fat under it nO WE CAN’T SEE THAT sEXUAL WhY

riannafinch: Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:44:21 -0400

riannafinch:

Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age

bigstupidbaby: “hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused....

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:44:12 -0400

bigstupidbaby:

“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:44:03 -0400